Tis' the season where everyone starts busting out their spring and summer frocks and beautifully starts prancing around in all of their Lily Pulitzer and J. Crew glory. And to those girls, I say..
I HATE YOU.
With your cute little outfits and seersucker whatever you call its, looking all cute with your bad selves.
Ok, I lie...I really don't hate you because that really isn't my style but one outfit that I have seen across the boards from J. Crew to Hippie from SAHM to college girls is the
Or how I shall now refer to it as....my nemesis.
You think I'm kidding huh?!?
Alot to take in right there, amirite?!?
And yes, I did spray tan myself in PicMonkey so I would not scare the shit out off you completely, what of it?!?
Now, that I look at it in pictures...it doesn't seem so bad but in person I feel like a linebacker in a dress with my man shoulders, third boob, and stature of a Oompa Loompa. I really want to rock a maxi dress this summer since all the cool stylish kids are doing it but I'm debating whether it's really worth it to embarrass myself or is some tailoring and fairy godmother dust could make this work.
So I turn to you all....and don't just blow smoke up my butt, tell me if I look like hot shit, if that's what you think.
Yay or 'Oh helllzzzz Nay girlfriend...slow your bandwagon roll'