Birthdays are special.
I am special (haha...funny.)
And it is time to celebrate the week of hell Mama Dukes was going through before pushing this pretty little face out of her hoo-ha.
If I recollect her story correctly, their was glitter and sparkles and some sort of awesome 80's anthem playing as she pushed that very last push when I busted out into the world.
Wow, this is the best delivery that I've ever had. This baby is practically delivering herself. Screw it, I'm just going to hand this kid my doctorate because I can do no better than what this baby is doing.
*Softly humming* I feel no pain, why would I need an epidural, this is amazing. June, hand me my curling iron....I'm going to put one last curl in so I look presentable for her.
Ok Mama Dukes, it's time to push.
I can't....I can't let this awesomeness leave me.
MAMA DUKES! YOU MUST....THE WORLD NEEDS HER!!!!
*sigh* pant* pant* light push....*
Then with an explosion of glitter and sparkles and a surprise appearance of the Rainbow Pissing Unicorn dressed in his best set of scrubs jamming to Journey's 'Don't Stop Believing'
Little Woman made her way in the world.